No need to worry 'about damaging my shoes, they'll always look grand.
This little tool's so useful, it's a must-have accessory
And with a luxury handle like silver eagles or a cocker's hat, it's pure luxury
Shoehorn, shoehorn, my stylish friend
You help me put my shoes on without a bend
You protect my soles and keep me looking slick
Oh, shoehorn, you're the perfect fit
I've got a silver eagle handle that's shining in the light
Or a cat in enameled luxury, that's sure to catch the sight
I'll strut down the street, my shoes looking so fine
Thanks to my trusty shoehorn, my footwear will always shine
Some may call you old-fashioned, but I call you classic
A tool that never goes out of style, it's fantastic
From leather to metal, with designs unique
A shoehorn's the accessory that's chic
So if you want to look your best, don't forget this little tool
With a shoehorn in your hand, you'll always be cool.
